Saturday, July 19, 2008

Paul Newman vs. Robert Redford

Robert Redford and the Law of 1900

Robert Redford is now about as sexy as an orange that's been forgotten at the back of the refrigerator. It seems a shame. Robert Redford says he was born in 1937, and yet he looks far more used up than Paul Newman, born in 1925. It's not necessarily Newman that's the outlier; Joanne Woodward, born in 1930, looks pretty good, too.

So what will you look like when you're, uh, well, 83 years old, just like Paul Newman? I'm hoping to not look like a little plot of grass, six feet long, with a hunk of granite at one end. I've been struggling with "health foods" and so on for more than four decades, and it's finally all coming together in a few rules, but most important is the Rule Of 1900.

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